Also, Correa’s vision is bananas. He was seeing the pitches and Altuve’s reactions before they were happening just about.
Kalas’s incessant scoreboard watching in August is annoying as fuck.
Good god, they’re babbling about fish.
Especially when he’s all smug about a game then the team he wants to lose comes back and wins.
They were practically dancing about the Mariners losing last night and then when he said they’d come back and won, he delivered the news like he was telling someone their best friend had died.
You’d never know there was a baseball game happening if you weren’t looking at the screen.
We go from an informative interview with Correa to “he likes fish…not catching fish or eating fish, just fish. He just likes fish…”
End of three…4-0 Astros
He must really like whale sharks. Hopefully they’ll dive into that this inning.
Holy fuck, that’s a crooked number in the first inning
First time since June 12 they’ve gotten 3 in the first inning.
Did you know that Charles Darwin and Steve Irwin owned the same tortoise?
Neil, at least, is pleased.
Crikey!
Crikey!
Harriet was born circa 1830 in the Galápagos Islands, and died in 2006 at the relatively young age of 175.
Man, Varsho made a pretty tough play look real easy.
Whale sharks are badass, so is New Orleans style turtle soup
Fucking hell, I would pay double my SCHN subscription to never have to hear Mattress Mack talk again.
Peña reaches on a 1-out TE6
Oh fuck.
Yordan fouls one off his foot. Trainer out.
He’ll stay in