Guardians @ Astros, August 1, 2023

16 no nos

That was the fastest game I think I’ve ever seen.

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8.1.23: Return of the Aces

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I guess my personal aura is built for batters and not pitchers. I try not to complain.

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I texted him, but he’s probably got his phone off.

93 pitches. Nice!

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Musical theater requires your full, undivided attention, let’s face it.

A walk kept it from a P.G. A double play kept it to 27 plate appearances. That may be the best game ever pitched by an Astro.

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The LA NL team has 26
CWS 20
Bosox 18
Giants, Red, Cubs all have 17
Astros now have 16

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This is why i am unable to do them.

Howafuckingbout that. Incredible game.

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MLB confirms this is a first for an Astro LHP

Kile’s was 83 pitches

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Right, me too. Plus, you know, all that singing and dancing and carrying on.

Of course, we are the only team originating in the 60’s to have amassed that many - would have to do some math to see where we rank from 1960 to present. Pretty fucking high I’d imagine.

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In half the time.

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On a not so insignificant side note…HPU was outSTANding tonight.

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Correct me if I’m wrong but I believe this is the first lefty solo Astros no-hitter.

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On the last out, I thought that was going to be a soft flare for a dink single into shallow left. So glad I was wrong.

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Cabrera is all over the interwebs.

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Yeah the field has about 60 years apiece head start