Giants at Astros, April Fool's Edition

Logan Webb is a good pitcher. These guys made it pretty goddamn easy for him tonight.

T9:

King in

Flores strikes out swinging
Bailey strikes out looking
Koss bunts, King kicks it. E1. The Giants thinks it’s his first hit
Schmitt caught looking as King strikes out the side

Astros down to their last at bat, needing a pair. They’ll send Paredes, Alvarez, and Walker up

B9:

Walker in for the Giants

Paredes lines out softly to RF
Alvarez pops up to 2B
Walker…0-2…1-2…2-2…grounds out 6-3

Astros limp to a 3-1 loss and fall below .500

Astros have now scored 9 runs in five games.

I’m surprised it’s that many.

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Three were on Opening Day. So that’s six runs in the last four games.

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This team sucks dick on ice.

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Often, when I want to know the outcome of the game without spoiling any of the details, I will scroll to the last entry of the GZ thread.

This was helpful.

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“This team sucks dick on ice.” There aren’t many ways to interpret that.

Glad to be of service, sir.

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