Giants at Astros, April Fool's Edition

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LF Altuve
3B Paredes
DH Alvarez
1B Walker
C Diaz
SS Pena
RF Smith
2B Rodgers
CF McCormick

P Wesneski

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Howzabout we get off our collective dick, offense.

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T1:

Wade strikes out swinging
Adames flies out F9
Lee…ball…called strike…foul…foul…strike three called ball two…foul…lines out to 2B

Good debut inning from Wesneski. No score.

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Astros not named Jose Altuve are batting a collective .119

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B1:

Altuve flies out F7
Paredes grounds out 6-3
Alvarez strikes out swinging.

No score

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stomp stomp stomp

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Altuve is batting .400. The next four guys are batting .447…as in the sum of their averages is .447.

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T2:

Chapman pops up F6
Ramos strikes out swinging
Yastrzemski walks
Flores flies out F9

No score

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What the hell was that? The guy swung the bat and hit the ball and the ball landed in the outfield, between the fielders?

eta: oh for fuck’s sake

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B2:

Walker loops a single to LCF
Diaz bounces into 6-4-3 double play
Peña grounds out 1-6-3 on a shit up the middle.

No score

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Hunter Wesneski not exactly in a hurry to find the plate. Walked two straight, including a rookie in his first ever at bat in MLB.

ETA - A strikeout!!

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When he’s around the zone they don’t seem to pick up the ball well. He should consider being around the zone more often.

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I may need to buy one of those oranges.

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This, this pitch right here.

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That’s my bad, everyone.

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And there’s a run on an outfield misplay

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T3:

Bailey…3-0…draws a 4-pitch leadoff walk…the 8 hitter
Koss…in his first Major League at bat…walks…good fucking grief

Wesneski has now walked three of the last four hitters

Wade strikes out swinging
Adames doubles to LF, Bailey scores, Koss scores as the ball goes to the wall when Altuve whiffs at it

Wesneski is a fucking train wreck

Lee grounds out 4-3, Adames to 3B
Chapman strikes out swinging

2-0 Giants

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Giants broadcast team was just talking about Altuve overrunning that ball.

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Hey Boys! Howdy to 2025 Astros.

Saw them in Port St Lucie against the Stem in ST - maybe we get our bats going?

Torpedo stros bats would be based.

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B3:

Smith singles to RF
Rodgers strikes out swinging
McCormick grounds into 4-6-3 double play.

After three…2-0 Giants