Giants at Astros, April Fool's Edition

Who could have predicted DP’s by Yainer & Chaz. Right now (and its a small sample size) we are the Houston Mendozas… Sheesh

Fuck.

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That would be aspirational at this point.

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Did Blum just say “that’s the first pitch we’ve seen get away from Wesneski”?

Altuve’s off to a fast start. He must be wearing a buzzer.

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Did he also say, “since the last one?”

T4:

Ramos homers to LF
Yastrzemski strikes out swinging on nine pitches
Flores hit by pitch
Bailey flies out F9
Koss grounds out 5-3 n a nice backhand by Paredes

Middle of four…3-0 Giants

No shit. They’d have to go on an offensive explosion to get to .200

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Altuve!!!

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Paredes!!! [derogatory]

B4:

Altuve homers to LF
Paredes strikes out swinging
Alvarez grounds out 4-1
Walker flies out F8

3-1 Giants

T5:

Wade strikes out swinging
Adames flies out F8
Lee flies out F7

Halfway…3-1 Giants

B5:

Diaz strikes out swinging
Peña grounds out 6-3
Smith grounds out 6-3

3-1 Giants

T6:

Wesneski out, Scott in

Chapman strikes out looking
Ramos grounds out sharply 6-3
Yastrzemski singles to RF
Flores with a swinging bunt picked up by Rodgers, score it 4-3

3-1 Giants

B6:

Rodgers flies out F8…still hitting at the Blutarski Line
McCormick singles to RF
Altuve grounds into 5-4-3 double play

3-1 still

T7:

Bailey draws a other 4-pitch leadoff walk
Koss strikes out swinging

That’s all for Scott. Okert in

Schmitt, pinch hitting for Wade, flies out F8 on the first pitch
Adames pops up to SS on the first pitch

At the Stretch…3-1 Giants

B7:

Paredes reaches on a rare E5 by Chapman. Now ruled a single
Alvarez strikes out swinging
Walker strikes out swinging
Paredes to 2B on a wild pitch
Diaz grounds out 6-3

3-1 Giants

T8:

Lee doubles to CF
Chapman strikes out swinging
Ramos grounds out 6-3, Lee to 3B
Yastrzemski strikes out swinging

3-1 Giants

They’ve pitched well enough to win tonight for anyone other than this brokedick lineup.

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B8:

Webb out, Rogers in for the Giants

Peña flies out to deep CF
Smith carved up on three pitches
Rodgers singles to LF, his first hit as an Astro
Caratini, pinch hitting for McCormick, singles to RF, Rodgers to 2B
Meyers in to run for Caratini
Altuve…two on, two out…quickly down 0-2…pops up to 1B

To the 9th…3-1 Giants