Maybe you had to be there at the time to fully appreciate it.
I think thatâs it. I saw it for the first and only time a decade or so too late and was mystified by all the hubbub. Although the slo-mo river shootout stays with me for sheer chutzpah.
The river shootout just highlighted to me the wildly variable skills of the characters who were able to shoot the balls off a gnat at 30 paces but then - when necessary for the scene - turn into stormtroopers.
If youâre not a fan of Big Trouble in Little China, youâre wrong.
Thatâs why I said almost.
The Hollywood trope of the ultra precise marksman was run into the ground 80 years ago.
Yet it persists.
Even more far fetched is the good guysâ ability to avoid bullets being shot at them. But I can blame it all on Westerns. John Wick, John McClane, hell, even James Bond seem to have some bullet repelling force field around them. But itâs just the movies.
Snake Plissken would like a word, and for you to also forget about his escapades in LA in the mid 90âs.
I saw Tombstone in the theaters when it premiered. I enjoyed it well enough and loved the fact that the film was shot in Southern Arizona. Historically accurate, though, it wasnât.
Who can forget the cinematic masterpiece Overboard with Goldie Hawn?
Used Cars is a classic and he was great in it. He was pretty good as Herb Brooks in Miracle. Also who doesnât like John Carpenterâs The Thing?
Used Cars was hilariousâŚfor the time. I might need to re-watch.
Now what the hell is thisâŚis this a 1977 Mercedes 450 SL for $24,000? Thatâs TOOO FUCKINNN HIGH!
YessirâŚwe blew the shit out of that overpriced motherfucker, just like we blow the shit out of AALLLL high prices
Kurt Russell was a hell of a ballplayer. He topped out at AA, I believe with El Paso in the Texas league. He was a high OBP-little pop second baseman.
Except for âthe thingâ, âescape from new york,â âbig trouble in little china,â and âhateful 8â.
Speaking of westernsâŚyou might enjoy his performance in bone tomahawk. Not a lot of horror films in the western genre, this one brings it.
Bone Tomahawk brings itâŚeventually. It takes for fucking ever to get there though and, when it does, the payoff is over so quickly you wonder why you bothered.
I bother because it looks like a basic retro western with a basic retro plot and then goes completely off the rails.
Speaking of westernsâŚmy favorite western is an aussie period piece set in AustraliaâŚâthe propositionâ incredible castâŚscreenplay and score by nick cave. If you have not seen it, youâre welcome.
Australian cinema does come out with some real cult classics from time to time. Obviously Mad Max is the poster child, but weird shit like âPicnic a Hanging Rockâ and âWalkaboutâ come to mind (and probably date me horribly).
Thereâs an end of the world movie called âThese Final Hoursâ thatâs quite good.
Rabbit-Proof Fence is a must see. Great Australian film.
Also, Where the Green Ants Dream. Very good. Werner Herzog isnât an Aussie but everything else about the movie is.