General Movie Thread

I think I actually want to see this

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I won’t pretend to tell you I know what this movie is about, but I like it:

This looks wild too:

The OJ bit … funny.

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Is it just me, or was that the only funny bit?

I’m so tired of Hollywood remaking movies that do not need to be re-made. They get it right maybe one time in 20.

I was rolling my eyes pretty hard up until the end but that last bit was truly great.

I like how Liam Neeson has less than zero fucks to give.

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It’s a Seth McFarland movie, and they have a history of collaboration.

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Wait till someone tries to remake Blazing Saddles. Hollywood is lazy, yet plebes still give them money for shitty product because they know no better.

They’ll have to wait a couple more years until Trump has finished the cleansing.

Although it would be fun to imagine casting choices. Who would play Lili Von ShtĂźpp?

Oh man, I really don’t know if anyone could remake that movie in this day and age.

But maybe Kristen Wiig for the role of Lili Von ShtĂźpp?

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The point is, it can’t be re-made. Nor should it be. Mel Brooks genius.

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I’m probably alone on this as usual, but I find Kristen Wiig one of the least attractive women I’ve ever seen. She’d make a horrible Lili Von Shtupp.

Sydney Sweeney

I’ve seen far better least attractive women.

I didn’t care for The Pink Panther remake, though Steve Martin tried. A valiant but futile effort.

Julianne Moore if she had the ‘assets’. The idiots they would pick for the other parts would be so typecast it would ruin it. Not to mention the runtime would be half of what it is now.

The “shitload of dimes” gag would leave half the audience clueless.

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The Hamburger scene still gets me. Sometimes a movie has one bit that just works while the rest of it sucks. Like Strange Wilderness and that fucking shark laugh.

I’ll be in my bunker.

Disney couldn’t even re-make Snow White, so…