I’m pretty sure not EVERYBODY was king fu fighting.
Yes, this is my truck. No, I will not help you move this weekend.
Not my photo, while back I saw this one on the car in front of me at a light on W Alabama. I honked.
The classic:
Honk if I’m Horny
Your daughter got her license? What the fuck.
That’s a rather sobering thought.
I like my own “Nobody’s treading on you, sweetie”. In that category I also appreciate a local bakery that has the snake saying THROW BREAD AT ME.
There’s a special place in my heart for “I [HEART] AGING AND DYING”
But two of my faves I made up myself: My other car is whoring
And:
Confuse the gods: befriend your enemies
That is by leaps and bounds my favorite so far in this thread.
Jesus Loves You
But I’m His Favorite
The version I’ve seen of that is: Jesus is coming, look busy.
“4 out of 3 people have a tough time with fractions”
On a Tesla : I identify as a Prius.