Funny bumper sticker thread

I’m pretty sure not EVERYBODY was king fu fighting.

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Yes, this is my truck. No, I will not help you move this weekend.

I think of this song when I think of bumper stickers:

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Saw this last year and appreciated how relatively obscure the reference is.

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Not my photo, while back I saw this one on the car in front of me at a light on W Alabama. I honked.

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My daughter got her license last week and immediately put this on.

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The classic:

Honk if I’m Horny

Your daughter got her license? What the fuck.

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That’s a rather sobering thought.

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I like my own “Nobody’s treading on you, sweetie”. In that category I also appreciate a local bakery that has the snake saying THROW BREAD AT ME.

There’s a special place in my heart for “I [HEART] AGING AND DYING”

But two of my faves I made up myself: My other car is whoring

And:

Confuse the gods: befriend your enemies

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That is by leaps and bounds my favorite so far in this thread.

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My Other Ride Is Your Mom

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Jesus Loves You
But I’m His Favorite

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The version I’ve seen of that is: Jesus is coming, look busy.

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“4 out of 3 people have a tough time with fractions”

On a Tesla : I identify as a Prius.

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