Funny bumper sticker thread

[Ty_in_Tampa (Michael Tyson)]

@Rader

Jesus Loves You
But I’m His Favorite

Jesus Loves You
But Everyone Else Thinks You’re An Asshole

[Jimbo]

ONLY GAY COPS PULL ME OVER

[Limey (Ray Ward)]

Not a bumper sticker, but this cracked me up:

[moriarty]

That’s outstanding.

[MarkR (Buford T. Justice)]

A saw this one a long time ago on the back of a semi and it just popped in to my head:

Back off or I’ll flick a booger on your windshield.

[Ty_in_Tampa (Michael Tyson)]

I Brake For No One.

[Limey (Ray Ward)]

@Ty_in_Tampa

I Brake For No One.

To be read only in the voice of the Black Knight.

[Knoxbanedoodle (Devin Walsh)]

I also lost my shit laughing at the don’t tread on me snake that just says “I’m a little piss baby!”

No step on snek

Is also a winner.

[chuck (Triple Super Secret Pope)]

“Still pissed at Yoko”

[Col.SphinxDrummond]

“The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!”

[SidDithers]

Eternal salvation or triple your money back!

[MarkR (Buford T. Justice)]

Posted by Weird Al himself:

[MusicMan (Michael Shopoff)]

@Knoxbanedoodle

I also lost my shit laughing at the don’t tread on me snake that just says “I’m a little piss baby!”

Also “I specifically asked for the opposite of this” with the heel on the snake

[MarkR (Buford T. Justice)]

Saw this the other day:

[Knoxbanedoodle (Devin Walsh)]

Not funny but “Don’t believe everything you think” is unimprovable.

[Col.SphinxDrummond]

I Always Lie and That’s the Truth.

[Lefty]

Condoms Prevent Minivans

[Col.SphinxDrummond]

Not a bumper sticker.

[Limey (Ray Ward)]

Do tire covers count?

[Col.SphinxDrummond]

Not a bumper sticker but oddly funny.

Woman Hitler