Ex-Astros News 2023

Brett Phillips is back in AAA and hit his 100th HR - an inside the park HR. The RF slipped down playing a bounce off the wall and I don’t know what the heck the CFer was doing.

https://twitter.com/Brett_Phillips8/status/1672293631888334849

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Son of a Ex update: Cavan Biggio, according to the Blue Jays Broadcast, can attribute his recent improvement to “pinch hitting and having some sex”.

https://twitter.com/aleexandraskyee/status/1673061749501710336

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Does Troy Snitker know of this elixir?

I don’t think Snitker’s a virgin

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Looking back, I am really disappointed in myself that I missed the chance for the slump buster reference.

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Straw nails runner at home on the fly in extras…

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Fans react to Marisnick becoming a Dodger

The stupidest thing about an otherwise vapid article is the description of the sign stealing scheme as “elaborate”.

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They’re Dodger fans. Banging on a can qualifies as “sophisticated”.

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Besides that the can system was stupid. No bang either meant “fastball” or “I do not have a fucking clue what’s coming.”

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“Watch for the one low and away. But look out for the one in your ear.”

Myles Straw: good dude.

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Siri gets the bling.

With Garrett Cooper going to San Diego, I guess that makes Yuli the everyday first baseman for the Fish.

We can no longer talk about Justin Verlander in this thread. Just sayin’…

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Isn’t he a double X now?

An ex ex-Astro?

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Cubbies DFA Mancini.

I hope someone like the A’s pick him up for the league minimum thru next year.

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I’m with you on Mancini.

(ETA: He has a 2024 guaranteed contract for $7 mil)