“Does this car run?”
“Runs like a dream”
“For $2,400 it better run like a wet dream”
And
“You just missed him. He’s left for Miami”
“Miami?”
“Miami Beach”
“Miami Beach?”
“Florida”
“I know where the fuck Miami Beach is. Nobody goes to Miami Beach”
“Old people go to Miami Beach. He’s old. Where’d you want him to go, Aspen?”
The future is real.
Speaking of canoos (of the douche variety):
Musk is all-in on a new model to be released by mid-2025, and said this will require workers to sleep at the factory to make this happen. I’m not kidding…that’s what he said. So it’s all a lie and he’s setting up the workforce to take the blame when he breaks his nth promise. I guess the CyberTruck is going to move the needle.
I just looked and the NASDAQ is up overall but Tesla is down more than 9%.
I keep hoping he’s burn through enough money to have to sell enough stock so the BoD can oust him.
Tell me all the decent coders at Xchan have left or were fired, without telling me all the decent coders at Xchan have left or were fired.
Their solution is to not allow searches of “Taylor Swift porn”?
Musk claims to have “chipped” his first human subject with NeuroLink.
I’m sure the tech-bro community is cheering ecstatically, oblivious to the irony.
Induction charging for EV’s, built into the road:
The next model revision of my car will have that and will charge via a mat you lay on your garage floor and park over.
The future, for all of its other faults, is pretty cool, isn’t it?
How’s your day going?
Whenever I see my techie friends and colleagues look past the marvels around them or minimize some stupendous technical achievement, I am quick to point out what an incredible time we live in.
It’s an interesting dichotomy; when I think of my aging, breaking-down body or I think of the state of humanity with its selfishness and hedonistic depravity, I am not at all disappointed by my end, whenever that happens. But, when I think of what will be soon and in the distant future regarding technology or I think of all the beauty and splendor people, flora and fauna are and create, I feel a sense of impending loss.
I had zero $55B compensation packages taken away from me today so my day is just fine, thankyouverymuch…
My ride is in the shop and the fine folks at Enterprise decided to hook me up with a Hyundai Kona electric. I like it.
Calling all first amendment absolutists
Wouldn’t that fall under the 2nd Amendment?
I’m a moron.
But also, money is speech, so purchasing nukes is protected speech
Especially for sovereign citizens.
You’re absolutely free to be a moron on OWA, I’m sure it’s in the bylaws somewhere
Freedom of expression.
Freedom of expression is also freedom from expression.
