I gotta go do some more yard work before my wife poisons dinner today so if somebody wants to pick up the pbp
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2 hours in and the game still in the 5th. Moving right along…
Urquidy gives up a 1-out triple in the 4th…he’s done. Bielak in…
On a side note, Straw has a lot of room for improvement in CF.
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B5:
Olson grounds out 4-3 in RCF, Canha scores.
B5:
Lowrie flies out F7
5-2 Astros
T6:
Gurriel slaps a single to CF
T6:
Correa with a shiftfuck single into RF, Yuli to 3B
If Gurriel’s was slapped, Correa’s was gently bowled.
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Jesus Fucking Christ, blue. Got an early dinner reservation? Calling pitches 6 inches off the outside corner strikes suddenly.
T6:
Straw…runners on the corners, nobody out…grounds into 6-4 FC, Yuli scores
Carlos fucking jogging again.
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A seeing eye single…same as a line drive in the book
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Urquidy’d still be in the game if the ump gave him that treatment.
What the fuck just happened?
104.5 off the bat for Yuli’s single, btw.
You make the call, worse effort on the play:
The botched flip or Straw’s “slide”.
100% ugly.
T6:
Castro grounds up the middle, Chapman there on the shift, fields it and trips over his dick and flips it into the dirt. Straw to 2B, Castro reaches on the TE-5
And that’s it for Kolarek
Shennanigans.
Chapman flubs the underhand toss to 2B, Straw goes down on all fours 8 feet from 2B for some reason, gets up and flops into the base, everybody safe. Booth declares that Straw will not be teaching at any sliding schools anytime soon.
Chaz must’ve hit the gym before today’s game.
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