There’s your ballgame.
I should go to bed.
Good thing the bullpen is rested and ready.
And not a dumpster fire!
Dodgers with the bases juiced, two outs…let’s see if they gag on their dicks…
Your mess, Garcia.
I like Garcia. I really do. It just seems like the Stros have a preponderance of 4th/5th starters and long relief guys, 1 closer, and not much else.
I like Garcia too. But he’s not a starting pitcher in this league. He’s a 2-3 inning pitcher.
He’s a 5th starter on a team with a good bullpen.
Or he’s part of a good bullpen on a team with 5 starters.
So he’s not a #2 guy like he is on this team?

Or he’s part of a good bullpen on a team with 5 starters.
Exactly. He’s Will Harris. He could be a real asset, but starting and going three innings every fifth day ain’t his draw.
This would be a great fucking time to do some things against Bauer. For Garcia’s sake, if not my own.

This would be a great fucking time to do some things against Bauer. For Garcia’s sake, if not my own.
That window is closed.
Why the living fuck is Kyle Tucker swinging 3-0 there?
This team is just so fucking hard to watch right now.
Yuli got a breaking ball that got a ton of the plate down the middle and hits it straight up.
Yuli is now 2 for his last 21
Jones has no chance against Bauer.
And the fucktards are doing the wave. Perfect.
HEY 10 FOOT TALL FUCKING AAAA PLAYER! STOP SWINGING AT PITCHES AT YOUR FUCKING EYES YOU GOON.