Dodgers @ Astros, May 26, 2021

Fucking pathetic, blue.

Damn…fouled off a cookie

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Bases drunk…two out…full count…

And Jones chases a pitch in his eyes.

All that noise and not much to show.

Blew him away with high cheese.

fuck. well, 37 pitches in the 1st at least.

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He’s likely to go out and throw 37 in the next five innings.

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Likely.

Sure would have been nice to have Brantley or Alvarez hit that inning instead of Jones.

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Hey, know the fastest way to lose to these shitsippers? Leave a bunch of runs on the bases.

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Three walks, two deep fly balls and a home run. One run scored.

They could have sequenced those a little better.

Man, if Straw ever realized he’s not a power hitter…

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What? His weak pop flies to center not doing it for you?

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He’s going to have to pick it up if he’s going to hit .280.

Well, Bauer seems to have righted himself. I look for him to go six more quick, scoreless innings.

Altuve swings at a slider over his head. Then gets a meaty one right down the middle and rolls it gently to shortstop, and doesn’t run at all.

Delightful.

Sad, but true.

Garcia should have had that call.

Gotta make that play.

Fall on it if you have to.

Know what pairs great with lack of situational hitting, shitty pitching, and not scoring runs? Terrible fucking errors.