Dodgers @ Astros, 7/28

Maldonado takes a heater down the chute, 100 mph strike. Fouls off a slider a foot outside, 0-2. Fouled back. Way up, ball 1. Swings over a knee high slider, strike out.

2 outs.

I don’t know if any manager is fully confident that his rotation is ready to throw into the 6th/7th inning.

Pitchers aren’t ready.

That said, dick stepping in the field won’t make any skipper look bright.

Springer takes way inside, ball 1. Slider on the inside corner, 1-1. Inside 100, 2-1. Swings out of his fucking shoes on a meatball slider and misses, 2-2. Outside, count is full. Chopped over the mound, Kike fields and fires, 4-3.

End 5
5-2 Dodgers

That’s it for me. Time to walk Buster.

I guess the Astros have decided that since there’s no minor league season, theyll have to use the big leagues to get them some work in.

Dusty essentially waved the white flag with the bases loaded and 1 out with a lead.

Season ticket holders are next on the depth chart.

I’m screwed if it gets to the cutouts.

And now to determine if I’m gonna stay up for the rest of this…

1 pitch 1 out for Altuve

Bregman walks on a 96 mph heater thrown at his back.

F you, Kelly you chickenshit.

I wouldn’t mind if somebody beat the shit out of Joe Kelly

Maybe that will Fire them up.

Bregman out a FC, Brantley safe.

Kelly awkwardly covers 1st and Brantley steps on his foot.

Yuli walks, Brantley to 2nd.

Correa up.

WP curve way inside, runners advance.

Hit it to the fucking moon Carlos

Fuck Carlos

Now Kelly executes a pitch

Pitiful

And here we go…