COVID-19

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Do they have to drink your urine or can it be their own?

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What’s Rogan say about the proper proof of human urine?

It amuses me how these fuckwits go from one quack ass thing to another, time after time. Why? Because the shit doesn’t work, obviously. You don’t see me running around trying to source organic beetle feces so I can smear it on my gums or stick it inside my eyelid or whatever these freaks are going to come up with next.

Think of our collective innocence back when we found it somewhat off putting to learn that a person would, for example, use their own (presumably) urine to toughen their hands. Good times.

I thought It was to soften his hands. Glad i never tried it.

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Virus said czechmate

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Toughen the skin to prevent blisters.

Exactly.

Smart folks already have plenty of it on hand.

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Preppers for the wn!

In the spirit of preparation for the coming apocalypse, I ordered my 4 free covid tests. It was unbelievably easy. [https://COVIDtests.gov]. I expect to receive them by March 2023.

They’ll come tag you and apply your sheeple collar first.

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They will start shipping these in the next 9 days.

Ordered mine too

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Yeah, but DeJoy is still Postmaster General.

They will start shipping these in the next 9 days.

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BTW, a follow-up: my daughter is doing fine. My son also tested positive the next day and he is also doing fine. They are not allowed back at school until late next week (RRISD and/or TEA has not updated to new CDC guidance) so aside from some light schoolwork at home they feel like they are back on winter break. So far I have dodged two waves of infections in my household.

My sister and nephew also came down with it but are doing better (much to my sister’s relief since she is high risk). My sister is not allowed to work from home while out for COVID and must produce a negative PCR test to return to work, which is crazy. You’re not even supposed to retest with PCR within three months of a positive result.

My sister-in-law had it a couple of weeks ago, and now my father-in-law has symptoms but is refusing to take a rapid test because he has tickets to a concert in Galveston this weekend and doesn’t want to miss it. His first excuse was that they were out of rapid tests, but then I took him a couple of tests yesterday and now the excuse is that it’s too late to cancel for a refund.

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Human firmware has some bugs in it.

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I’ve given up trying to reason with him. Lords knows I don’t want him up in my business.

BTW, the concert he’s going to is a gospel group, so the demographics will be >95% old white Republicans. For his and their sakes I hope he at least wears a mask.

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I’m not betting on it.