COVID-19

Tamales and queso are a perfectly acceptable celebratory meal.

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It would be a metric fuckton except we’re talking about the US

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They’ll be pissed when all these Omicron Parties create a new mutation that kills them because it’s resistant to Omicron antibodies.

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They’ll also be pissed when they get delta at their omicron party. The CDC has revised their prevalence estimates downward, and it’s basically a coin flip between the two as far as which one you’ll get.

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Does vary a ton based on geography. Here in Houston (and a lot of other major cities) omicron is pretty dominant, I think. Some parts of the country (rural west in particular) are still almost all delta.

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Metric fucktonne.

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He’s been missing - literally - for nearly two weeks. He cancelled a cabinet meeting on Dec 17 and the only thing anyone has seen of him was a photo his staff tweeted that turned out to be 12 days old at the time of posting.

Has to be on a ventilator.

His press sec says he’s on vacation for Christmas/New Year’s.

Starting Dec 17 (or earlier) and not coming back until January? What is he, European?

Republicans love them some taxpayer paid for vacations.

He’s probably on a Fascism Fact-Finding Tour in Hungary.

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DeSantis’ press spokesperson speaks:

I don’t watch any right wing news, but have of course seen Palin, Huckabee, Conway and the last blonde Trump idiot who I’ve thankfully forgot, but this lady fits the right wing female role model perfectly. All snark and immaturity without substance or care. ā€œGovernor de sand tits. Tell me that’s not funny.ā€ I assume the rubes are howling.

I initially thought my wife caught omicron due to its mildness and she’s triple vaxed but the omicron numbers in Korea are surprisingly low so it might not be.

If the GOP thinks, why don’t they think?

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Kirk cousins got what he was wanting.

He was having a career year too. F’ing idiots.

Wentz also. He might miss their game Sunday.

Suddenly COVID is real and the federal government can help.