You and me both.
If they sign Rizzo, it means they didn’t sign Abreu. I think Abreu is a better player and I like his makeup for this team, better than Rizzo’s. But like I said, if Rizzo becomes an Astro, I will put aside my feelings and hope he is great.
I hope they sign Rizzo, Judge (CF), JV, deGrom, Correa for DH, Yogi Berra’s ghost, LeBron, Bijan Robinson, and replace the Shooting Stars with clones of Natalie Dormer.
Aim high.
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Fuck LeBron, too.
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If we move Bagwell to 3rd, I think we have a real shot next year if we sign the players you listed.
Is now a good time to mention that I think Justin Turner would also be a good fit? [ducks]
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I had to look her up. Aim higher, please.
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Justin Turner is the one guy that would cause my wife to disown the Astros.
You really are irrational tonight.
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After I looked her up, I remembered her from the Tudors. I think she’s kind of weird looking but in an attractive way. Nothing wrong with aiming higher.
Had some nice scenes in Game of Thrones too
Early 1970s Ann Margaret was always my kryptonite.
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I never got around to watching that. I hear it was a thing.
She was fantastic in Viva Las Vegas. Rusty.
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I have to say if we are aiming high tonight, I’m aiming for Yvette.
Back to Rizzo and the QO
This time next year are you really going to be complaining and bemoaning the Astros missing out on the next Alex Santos or Grae Kessinger?
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If we’re aiming for Yvette, I want it to be Colleen Camp playing Yvette in “Clue”. Yowza.
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Did she ever do anything else?
I rooted for Roger Clemens as an Astro
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You mean like a taller Natalie Dormer?