Abreu…3-0…3-1…3-2…foul…strikes out swinging
He has to now.
Fuck me, Abreu cmon?
Meyers caught stealing. Fell down halfway.
Of course
What a fucking shitshow, holy fuck.
You have to be kidding me.
He had it stolen easily if he didn’t fall.
Cue the circus music
Chas…0-2…1-2…2-2…3-2…flies out F7
Astros go down 2-1
What a nut punch
Keystone fucking cops this shit
Fuck us one and all!
Limp dick offense and bullpen implosion. AGAIN.
Welll….
Taking the under on race for the lid.
When was the last time you saw a runner Wipe Out like Meyer just did? Jesus!
1-8 w/RISP. One run rarely beats anyone.
Fuckity fuck.
This team is garbage, completely unlikable.
They had the leadoff man on in six of the last seven innings. They also had runners on third with less than two outs in two of them and plated neither.
Remember how much fun last night was? Now imagine the exact opppsite.