Baseball Miscellany

This is a short article with at least one hell of a quote from the author:

He’s as bilious as a reflux burp and as likable as lice.

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Same. Always great to see Cole get shelled.

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Never meet your heroes

Hard to beat that put down.

Joe Kelly looks like he’s straight out of a 30’s LA noir story. And he was definitely the bad guy.

Dodgers and Yankees get stomped on the same day? Too sweet to imagine.

You hate to see it.

Was that shortly followed by “Mr. Griiiiiiiiinch”?

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The OG of diss tracks

I haven’t seen this here, maybe it’s in GameZone. Fun story.

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Dylan Cease with the no hitter against Washington.

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Man, the A’s can’t catch a break, and when they do, it’s the sucky kind. Star reliever and prime trade deadline asset Mason Miller fractured a finger (on his non-throwing hand).

Forgive me for not having a lot of pity for him since he broke it in frustration while hitting a table.

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Sounds like something Phil Maton would do.

Some dum dum with the Marlins broke his foot kicking something a couple of weeks ago.

Francis Scott Key might have said the same thing. That’s a hard song to sing sober.

My Chisox fan buddy shared this

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If you throw out their two 14-game losing streaks this season, the White Sox are 27-53. That .338 winning percentage would still be the worst in baseball.

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Thank you, and this was immediately sent to my Chisox buddy.

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I told my wife yesterday “you know, the White Sox tied their worst losing streak in team history today at 14”

Her “I feel bad when teams do that. When was the last streak that they tied”

Me “June”

Her "like… last month, June?

Me “yep”

Her “that’s bad”

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