Fielder’s choice?
Damn.
That sucks.
Today is Astros Day here at the office. Orbit is here, with the Commissioner’s Trophy. You can get your picture taken with one or both. The lines are long.
Oh…and Josh Reddick is here. So if anyone wants me to ask him a question…
Let him know you have a friend that would love to babysit the boys. They are freaking adorable!!
His hair is dyed orange.
Tell Josh I love him dearly.
And Orbit is fantastic too.
I may get asked to back away, but I’ll give it a shot.
Don’t worry, restraining orders take time.
I can’t really explain why but I hate Orbit. Just a regular hate. Not deeply or passionately. Just barely enough to post about it.
I love Orbit!!
I don’t mind Orbit. He’s pretty quiet.
You would prefer Junction Jack?
Oh, thanks for that, asshole. I had completely forgotten about that abomination.
I have several questions. First of all, how dare you?
One think I will forever remember about Reddick is him paying to have that ball field built in Savannah
for Special Needs kids.
Did he say I could babysit though?
He didn’t say you *couldn’t * so I think you’re good.
There might be a fine line between babysitting without express permission and kidnapping.
I’ve always thought Junction Jack was responsible for the Travelling Horseshit Show.