Baseball Miscellany

Motion to rename them the Superspreaders

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I’m trying to find any announcement of that online. That should have lit up on social media and elsewhere if the Rangers were changing their policy for subsequent games.

Coors Field apparently the new landing spot.

If they’d move it to Houston, then they could double dare the Texas legislature.

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Lost in the Astros meltdown last night…

In San Diego, Fernando Tatis, Jr. fell down down with apparent excruciating pain in his shoulder following a swing and miss. He’s to be evaluated today, but could need surgery, which could mean he’s out for the season. This is not the first time he’s injured this shoulder, so something to keep an eye on with baseball’s $340MM man.

Nike needs to keep this b.s. in the NBA where it belongs.

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How else are teams supposed to pay their SS $300MM?

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HAHAHAHAHA, that is fucking awful. LOL, they really captured the personality and spirit of Boston with those daisy-yellow smocks. They ought to introduce those hilarious things on May 1, so all the Red Sox can dance around the maypole.

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Laughably hideous.

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You guys are such stick-in-the-muds. I think Nike has done a brilliant job of catching the spirit of the Red Sox.

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Can you imagine if they wore that shit to Yankee Stadium? The game would have to be postponed on account of hilarity.

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There’s no kind of shit talking like maypole shit talking. Outstanding.

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What’s even funnier is that May 1 is my birthday. So I’m talking maypole shit at myself too!

Which reminds me, it’s almost time to renew my poetic license.

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Odor is a Yankee. Perfect.

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The baseball gods do have a sense of humor!

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Watch that fuckstick hit .300 for them. Asshole.

Even if he hits 1.000, he still is a Yankee.

Maybe it’s just a sense of smell.

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Fortunately looks like nothing too serious.

https://twitter.com/dennistlin/status/1379583541340557315?s=20

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I hope he doesn’t have the troubles Bagwell had with his shoulder after he tore his labrum and subsequent degenerative condition. As a baseball fan I love watching Tatis and want him to have a long career.