Astros @ Twins, April 8, 2023

Well, Blanco has shat himself

To the 9th…9-4 Twins

A bloop, a bloop, a bloop, a bloop and a blast and the Astros are right back in this.

The Astros are a bad bad baseball team currently.

Shitty starting pitching, incredibly shitty bullpen, 5/9 spots in the order underperforming.

Brutal to watch.

Alvarez is the only Astro to not strike out today. Brutal.

Abreu with a knock. Three more and the tying run comes to the plate

Tucker swings over an 85 MPH meaty changeup that caught a ton of the plate to strike out.

LULZ

Peña!

9-6

that was the same pitch Tucker punched out on.

Hensley punches a single.

Good fucking lord, the Astros only have left one runner on base today so far, with 2 outs in the 9th.

And they’re losing by 3.

Meyers with an infield single

Diaz, pinch hitting for Maldonado, representing the tying run…

And the Twins will bring in their closer for what’s now a save opportunity.

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And Diaz gets abused for the 17th strikeout to end it

Astros go down 9-6

Astros lose another series.

This team is just awful presently.

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Was it Bill Parcells who said “you are what your record says you are”?

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Dennis Green, “they are what we thought they were”

“Playoffs? Don’t talk about playoffs. I just hope we can win the next game.”

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