Astros @ Twins, April 8, 2023

How do you throw a fucking meatball first pitch fastball to Alvarez with the bases loaded?

You could hang clothes on that rope.

Well done, gentlemen

Abreu looks completely disinterested in being there.

A full second behind a 92 MPH fastball with 2 strikes. Pretty gross.

T3 continued:

Abreu strikes out swinging
Tucker flies to left

Mid 3, tied 4-4

Yes, letā€™s single out the guy actually getting hits every day.

One of the little thingsā€¦on the double by Correa, if Vazquez scores, Correa probably ends up at 3B with a triple and scores instead of being thrown out at the plate to end the B2.

Well, heā€™s the only one Iā€™ve noticed looking disinterested today. Who else did you have in mind?

Denied.

I would appreciate a GIDP, Luis

So the caps with the orange billā€¦I think theyā€™re bad luck.

Someone should let Luis know you can miss somewhere between just off the plate and so far off the plate only Pena will swing at it.

Phil Matonā€¦rested and ready

Garcia getting squeezed, but he hasnā€™t exactly been on the plate all day

B3:

Miranda singles on 2-0, Garcia picking up where he left off.
Gordon bloops to LF but it holds up long enough for Chas
Solano walks on 11 pitches
Farmer lines to RF for the second out
Vazquez flies to RF, Garcia escapes

End 3, tied 4-4

Late on the FB hardly equals disinterested.

So my recipe for dinner club tonight is ā€œpan baked beansā€. At no point do the beans go in a pan or get baked.

Agreed. Thatā€™s not what makes him appear disinterested.

Tuckerā€™s ā€œhitā€ was finally changed to an error.