How do you throw a fucking meatball first pitch fastball to Alvarez with the bases loaded?
You could hang clothes on that rope.
Well done, gentlemen
Abreu looks completely disinterested in being there.
A full second behind a 92 MPH fastball with 2 strikes. Pretty gross.
T3 continued:
Abreu strikes out swinging
Tucker flies to left
Mid 3, tied 4-4
Yes, letās single out the guy actually getting hits every day.
One of the little thingsā¦on the double by Correa, if Vazquez scores, Correa probably ends up at 3B with a triple and scores instead of being thrown out at the plate to end the B2.
Well, heās the only one Iāve noticed looking disinterested today. Who else did you have in mind?

Alright Luis, hereās a flashlight. See if you can find your ass real fast.
Denied.
I would appreciate a GIDP, Luis
So the caps with the orange billā¦I think theyāre bad luck.
Someone should let Luis know you can miss somewhere between just off the plate and so far off the plate only Pena will swing at it.
Phil Matonā¦rested and ready
Garcia getting squeezed, but he hasnāt exactly been on the plate all day
B3:
Miranda singles on 2-0, Garcia picking up where he left off.
Gordon bloops to LF but it holds up long enough for Chas
Solano walks on 11 pitches
Farmer lines to RF for the second out
Vazquez flies to RF, Garcia escapes
End 3, tied 4-4

Well, heās the only one Iāve noticed looking disinterested today. Who else did you have in mind?
Late on the FB hardly equals disinterested.
So my recipe for dinner club tonight is āpan baked beansā. At no point do the beans go in a pan or get baked.

HudsonHawk:
Well, heās the only one Iāve noticed looking disinterested today. Who else did you have in mind?
Late on the FB hardly equals disinterested.
Agreed. Thatās not what makes him appear disinterested.
Tuckerās āhitā was finally changed to an error.