Holy fucking christ, Dubon. Way to turn a possible double play ball in to a hit.
Good fucking lord.
Pa-the-tic.
Dude is fucking unhittable and is missing the zone by fucking feet.
The one thing you can’t do there is spike one.
I guess I’m gonna start drinking.
B 6th, 1-0 'Stros
Urquidy 88 pitches; Gray 83
Batters Faces: Urquidy 21; Gray 23
Miranda 5-pitch swinging K
Solano line drive single to Chas
Farmer single to Tucker, Solano @ 2nd (two on, 1 out)
Gallo faces ABREU (new pitcher; 95 pitches for Urquidy)
Nope!
Gordon bats for Gallo - force @ 2nd, runners 1st & 3rd, (2 outs)
Vazquez 1st two pitches way outside…, 3rd is a WP, tie game, Gordon to 2B, BB for Christian
Bases loaded again!
Taylor swinging K
WHEW!
Team LOB Astros 7, Twins 14
T 7, tie game 1-1
That was right down the fucking middle, Chas.
RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE.
SWING THE FUCKING BAT YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING SLAPDICKS.
Top 7th 1-1
(Gordon takes LF from Larnach)
Hensley 3-1 count, no fast balls, line out to Larnach in RF
McCormick called 3rd strike (no fastballs)
Dubon line out to RF
…
You do realize that sinkers are fastballs, right?
Still learning; thanks.
(That helps!)
Oh look, even putting shitty ass contact on the ball can lead to a hit.
Maybe give it a try, Astros?
13 strikeouts thru 7.
Glad I missed most of that.
So did I, all help appreciated!
B 7th 1-1
(Montero now pitching)
Buxton fly single to Tucker
Correa DP
Larnach Grounds out to Mauricio
T 8th 1-1
I did see enough to think that the sunlight/shadow thing looked tough.
But what I saw looked putrid.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR, PENA?!
Take two strikes in the zone then swing a foot over a pitch that almost bounces.
Great leadoff hitter, there.
Peña with the Golden Sombrero.
On the bright side, they haven’t left a lot of runners in scoring position.
2 Likes
T 8th 1-1
(FWIW Team LOB Astros 5, Twins 15)
(Jax replaces Gray)
Maldy GO 2nd (hitting .176)
Pena K swinging
Bregs 2-2 w/ 3 foul balls, now 3-2, GO to 3rd