Astros & sTrangers - 9/7/22

An oyster.

Only if it’s burning jet fuel.

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Not Mancini?

Abreu has been fucking nails.

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Man, Abreu sure came through there.

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Abreu says “fuck your inherited runners”

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Our friend the professor of oysterology once described oyster reproduction to us, which mostly consisted of the oysters blowing out their boy stuff and their lady stuff into the water and hoping it mixed. It all came down to if you don’t have feet, you can’t go out to dinner first.

I like how herding breeds behave. They stick around, don’t need to be leashed, the opposite of a hound dog.

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7th inning stretch. Time to let the puppy out. Then take the dog for a walk.

Mancini with a lead-off . . . hit? Hit.

Yep, they’re great, we’ve had several. They just need work/exercise/stimulation inbetween naps.

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And that is an euphemism.

This is actually how Cajuns reprodeuxce

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Trey should have known better.

That was absolutely fucking idiotic.

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This is the Chuckie Carr Memorial Baserunning Clinic

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Gad dammit!!

Errors.

They’re not just for defense anymore.

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This game makes me wish I was sitting in a bar in San Leon eating marmot tartar and drinking gasoline.

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Feets don’t fail me now.

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