Astros & sTrangers - 9/7/22

Well, let’s start this game over.

Kyle Tucker, professor of homerology

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NutMarDillo, like a turducken but different

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That’s very Un-Dude

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This marmot smoking will not stand, man.

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She’s obviously not a golfer.

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Nope

Gad dammit, don’t let them get on base anymore. That’s not a formula for winning.

Martinez has only allowed 1 of 15 inherited runners to score? That’s damn good work.

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My little puppy wants to go out.
ETA: not a euphemism.

You have a new dog?
ETA: not a euphemism either.

Yes sir. A female Aussie Shepherd. She’s crazy.

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Congratulations. Lovely dogs.

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They’re trying to give you an out, but…no

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I do believe that last sentence was superfluous.

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All the herding dogs are a bit nuts, but so smart and fun. And energetic.

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She has already taken over and she’s only three month old.

Why must we do things the hard way?

In a race between Vazquez and Maldonado, who do you think would win?

A three legged marmot

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