Astros & sTrangers - 9/7/22

Man, Mancini just missed an absolute hanging fat pitch.

Could be…I’d imagine there’s already plenty of fertilizer, weed killer and other petro products in the bays…more of that plus a bunch of cow shit might give it that flavor and bacterial bloom you’re looking for.

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No, so we’ll keep hitting him fifth or sixth

I went to the game last night for an event, and we were way the hell over right field in a box. the grass looks even more beat up in person, just like flaccid oysters during summer spawning.

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Is run off the same as taking a leak off a pier?

I had some fantastic oysters in Apalachicola this summer.

Is taking a leak off the pier the same as spray farting on your dinner?

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Maybe we should go back to discussions of the lineup.

Shit here, shit there, what’s the difference?

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This game is starting to really piss me off. God dammit! They need to quit fucking around and kill these hapless loons.

In North Korea they apparently cook clams in gasoline and it’s supposedly quite delicious.

Post of the night.

If KJU tells them sewer rat tastes like pumpkin pie, they’ll smile and eat it up

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That was ball 4 Vazquez.

I’ll never know

I can’t believe they’re allowed to waste the gasoline.

Delicacies require only the finest of ingredients and cooking methods. chef’s kiss

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I guess all yall know this, but I just learned that the Ranger Taveras is the cousin of the old Astro Willy

Shit filled oysters poached in gasoline. It’s a delicacy somewhere. Chuck has probably tried them.

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And Chuck’s mother is best friends with the cook.

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