Astros & sTrangers - 9/7/22

Wtf?

The fuck was that?

When you’ve got speed on the bases, you have to try and take advantage.

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Through three…Astros being no-hit, trailing 3-0

Maybe three dozen oysters?

That reeks of desperation…desperation you created with this bullshit lineup.

If these guys don’t want to be managed by Dusty again next year, they need to get going.

I think the players generally like being managed by Dusty.

I’d check those water temps before diving into a bunch of TX Gulf oysters just yet. That and all the runoff from the rains inland

We have a friend who is a professor of oysterology at Texas A&M Corpus. He was brought in from Florida to help kickstart Texas oyster farming. He says that the reason you don’t eat summer oysters is not because of water temperature, that there’s not much safety difference in August Gulf temperatures and October Gulf temperatures, but because oysters are all flacid, unplump, and unpleasant from summer spawning. If you’re in general good health, and the water is clean, you should be able to eat any season’s oysters, they just aren’t as good.

That’s what he says anyway. Texas, by the way, is one of the few states that hasn’t moved its oyster production to farming, where safety is easier to control.

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Trying to decide if this is real or not

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It’s not. I just always say it because it sounds like it should be real.

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Tucker’s hands must be perpetually filthy.

Gurriel is never going to hit another home run, is he?

That’s cool to know!

Now ask him about the runoff.

That’s what gives them their distinctive flavor

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Astros first hit is an RBI knock from Yuli!

Just like Dusty planned it!

I think that’s the clean part.

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Now he’s got Mancini in place to tie it up.