Astros @ Royals, June 3, 2022

You can’t legally bring in cigars any more. Thanks Trump.

ETA: I could probably legally bring back a baseball player, if the Astros want to place an order.

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You can smoke them there. Though it’s still illegal for you to purchase one.

And I will.

ETA: I went to college in the 70s. I know how to smoke stuff that’s illegal.

Diaz with the leather!

Ladies and gentlemen, witness the defensive opposite of the Philadelphia Phillies.

Diaz having himself a hell of a game so far

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Diaz could quit now and would have had a hell of a game.

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Tucker leads off the 6th with a double.

Peña drilled between the shoulder blades

What the fuck was up with that pitch?

Siri carved up

Machete singles to LF, but Tucker froze and stops at 3B

Altuve showing remarkable restraint.

Bases juiced for Altuve…who walks to force in a run

Brantley singles, Peña scores…9-0

Keep the line moving

It’s nice to actually get some hitting and run production from our 3rd baseman.

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Gurriel walks to force in another run

This guy’s line is going to suffer.

It’s going to balloonos.

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