ALTUVE!!
Morgan Ensberg thinks that was a timid at bat.
And smacked one out of the yard
Altuve!
Left a divot!
Another classic power swing.
He should open a school.
In golf?
Fuck, Correa. Did you forget why you were up there?
Wtf Carlos?
Yes Carlos, that pitch was too perfect.
Would have been rude to swing.
It’s a zen moment: swing, no swing, it’s all the same.
Keep a good thought for Emanuel. He posted this a few days ago:
These fucking 0-2 slop pitches are going to drive me to drinking.
He was content to know that somewhere in the multiverse there’s an Earth where he knocked the hell out of that ball
Holy fuck, Tucker
Fuck, Kyle.
What in the absolute fuck, you dumb fucking baby giraffe?
It looked like he was playing for the throw home.
As he should have been. But you still have to catch the fucking ball.
What a fucking shit show.