Astros @ Rays 4/24/23

I apologize, folks, this is my fault. For reasons I cannot explain, I still have Urquidy on my fantasy team. I will remedy that immediately, and I expect that his performance will improve shortly afterward.

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See that you do, sir.

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Oh hey, look at that. If you throw literally ANYTHING other than the same pitch over and over again Bethancourt wildly swings and misses.

Fucking idiocy.

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Nice change to the righty by Seth

Good job by Martinez.

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Hey Mauricio, how bout you go cover the fucking bag next time you schlub.

This fuckin’ team full of schlubs and idiots…

That’s a gift 2B. Gotta make them pay.

Great piece of hitting by Bregman.

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It would be nice if Jose Abreu could get Bregman home.

So Abreu takes a right down the fucking middle sweeper then swings at one that just about bounces right after.

Make it make sense, please.

Not sure what Abreu was looking for on that 2-1 pitch

Julks saw all sweepers and strikes out.

He has no idea what he’s looking for. He’s grinding the sawdust out of the bat.

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It’s early, but he needs to find his power stroke, soon.

Stanek pitching.

HPU was very generous on strike 1

Don’t disagree. Julks laid off two of them after falling behind 0-2, but couldn’t in the 2-2 count.

Tampa broadcast said the Rays have 26 multi-run innings at home, their opponents have 5

His last three months’ SLG:
405
411
283

Only Chas has a lower average exit velocity. This isn’t bad luck.