I apologize, folks, this is my fault. For reasons I cannot explain, I still have Urquidy on my fantasy team. I will remedy that immediately, and I expect that his performance will improve shortly afterward.
See that you do, sir.
Oh hey, look at that. If you throw literally ANYTHING other than the same pitch over and over again Bethancourt wildly swings and misses.
Fucking idiocy.
Nice change to the righty by Seth
Good job by Martinez.
Hey Mauricio, how bout you go cover the fucking bag next time you schlub.
This fuckin’ team full of schlubs and idiots…
That’s a gift 2B. Gotta make them pay.
Great piece of hitting by Bregman.
It would be nice if Jose Abreu could get Bregman home.
So Abreu takes a right down the fucking middle sweeper then swings at one that just about bounces right after.
Make it make sense, please.
Not sure what Abreu was looking for on that 2-1 pitch
Julks saw all sweepers and strikes out.
He has no idea what he’s looking for. He’s grinding the sawdust out of the bat.
It’s early, but he needs to find his power stroke, soon.
Stanek pitching.
HPU was very generous on strike 1
Don’t disagree. Julks laid off two of them after falling behind 0-2, but couldn’t in the 2-2 count.
Tampa broadcast said the Rays have 26 multi-run innings at home, their opponents have 5
His last three months’ SLG:
405
411
283
Only Chas has a lower average exit velocity. This isn’t bad luck.