Hey Dusty, try to not trip over your dick today.
T1:
Altuve smashes one to SS, IKF knocks it down, but infield single
T1:
Brantley…3-0…walks, Altuve to 2B
Let’s jump on these guys early.
T1:
Bregman…0-2…1-2…2-2…singles to CF…Altuve to 3B, Brantley to 2B…Altuve had to make sure it was down, so couldn’t score
T1:
Alvarez…bases juiced…grounds into 4-6 FC, Altuve scores, Brantley to 3B
Rangers IFers must put peanut butter in their gloves.
They’ve done that a lot in these 2 series.
Alvarez has hit a mini slump.
T1:
Gurriel…3-0…3-1 on the inside corner…flies out F7, Brantley scores on the sac fly
Nicely done Yuli.
T1:
Correa with a check swing single right over the 1B bag…Alvarez to 3B
Best failed check swing ever.
T1:
Tucker flies out F7 on the first pitch
2-0 Astros
B1:
Calhoun…full count…fouling off pitches…walks
I’ll take the least surprising shit ever for 500, Alex.
B1:
Solak…3-0…3-1…walks, Calhoun to 2B
Grumble
Dang Lance, they gave you a 2 run lead, throw strikes!
Stop fucking nibbling, numbnuts!
B1:
Lowe…full count…strikes out looking