Astros @ Rangers, May 22, 2021

Hey Dusty, try to not trip over your dick today.

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T1:

Altuve smashes one to SS, IKF knocks it down, but infield single

T1:

Brantley…3-0…walks, Altuve to 2B

Let’s jump on these guys early.

T1:

Bregman…0-2…1-2…2-2…singles to CF…Altuve to 3B, Brantley to 2B…Altuve had to make sure it was down, so couldn’t score

T1:

Alvarez…bases juiced…grounds into 4-6 FC, Altuve scores, Brantley to 3B

Rangers IFers must put peanut butter in their gloves.

They’ve done that a lot in these 2 series.

Alvarez has hit a mini slump.

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T1:

Gurriel…3-0…3-1 on the inside corner…flies out F7, Brantley scores on the sac fly

Nicely done Yuli.

T1:

Correa with a check swing single right over the 1B bag…Alvarez to 3B

Best failed check swing ever.

T1:

Tucker flies out F7 on the first pitch

2-0 Astros

B1:

Calhoun…full count…fouling off pitches…walks

I’ll take the least surprising shit ever for 500, Alex.

B1:

Solak…3-0…3-1…walks, Calhoun to 2B

Grumble

Dang Lance, they gave you a 2 run lead, throw strikes!

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Stop fucking nibbling, numbnuts!

B1:

Lowe…full count…strikes out looking