McCullers has no fucking idea where most of his pitches are going.
Great, our awesome bullpen is gonna get to pitch half of this game.
McCullers is soooo frustrating
B1:
Garcia strikes out swinging
Or more.
Of course.
Mothergoddamnfucker.
Machete, you HAVE to fucking block that, bud.
Ha, thatās perfect.
B1:
Gallo strikes out swinging, ball gets away fro Machete, Calhoun to 3B, Solak to 2B and Gallo reaches on the wild pitch
Here comes the bases clearing double.
Well thatās the most Lance McCullers strikeout ever.
Brilliant!
THROW FUCKING STRIKES YOU FUCKING DICKNUTS
The strike zone, Lance. Find it.
Strom looks like heās thinking āIām too old for this shit.ā
40 fucking pitches in the first.
What a bunch of horseshit.
And that right there sums up the Lance McCullers experience.
B1:
Davisā¦bases loadedā¦full countā¦strikes out swinging
McCullers throws 40 pitches, strikes out four, leaves the bases loaded
2-0 Astros
Todd, acting like Lance did something amazing that inning and not that he shit himself then found the hose right before it got on his socks is pretty goddamn stupid.
He got 3 outs, only took 3 innings worth of pitches