Astros @ Rangers, May 22, 2021

McCullers has no fucking idea where most of his pitches are going.

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Great, our awesome bullpen is gonna get to pitch half of this game.

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McCullers is soooo frustrating

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B1:

Garcia strikes out swinging

Or more.

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Of course.

Mothergoddamnfucker.

Machete, you HAVE to fucking block that, bud.

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Ha, that’s perfect.

B1:

Gallo strikes out swinging, ball gets away fro Machete, Calhoun to 3B, Solak to 2B and Gallo reaches on the wild pitch

Here comes the bases clearing double.

Well that’s the most Lance McCullers strikeout ever.

Brilliant!

THROW FUCKING STRIKES YOU FUCKING DICKNUTS

The strike zone, Lance. Find it.

Strom looks like he’s thinking “I’m too old for this shit.”

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40 fucking pitches in the first.

What a bunch of horseshit.

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And that right there sums up the Lance McCullers experience.

B1:

Davis…bases loaded…full count…strikes out swinging

McCullers throws 40 pitches, strikes out four, leaves the bases loaded

2-0 Astros

Todd, acting like Lance did something amazing that inning and not that he shit himself then found the hose right before it got on his socks is pretty goddamn stupid.

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He got 3 outs, only took 3 innings worth of pitches

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