I approve of this lineup.

DVauthrin:
Alex Bregman having his usual crappy April in the cleanup spot is certainly not helping matters, either.
It was annoying when they were the class of the division.
It’s fucking infuriating now.
Agreed. He has killed so many scoring opportunities early this season.
7-0 on another 2-out RBI
I fucking hate Adolis

I fucking hate Adolis
He fucking owns the Astros.
Throwing at him now would cause the Metroplex to explode. It would almost be worth it.

Throwing at him now would cause the Metroplex to explode. It would almost be worth it.
Because he’s kicking our ass?

Throwing at him now would cause the Metroplex to explode. It would almost be worth it.
No, it wouldn’t. The Astros need to worry about getting their collective shit together. And Joe Espada needs to realize Yordan in the two hole and Bregman batting fourth needs to change, starting tomorrow.

austro:
Throwing at him now would cause the Metroplex to explode. It would almost be worth it.
No, it wouldn’t. The Astros need to worry about getting their collective shit together.
Besides, they tried that once before and he turned around and beat the ever loving shit out of them.

Metroplex to explode.
They already think they Phil Maton Maton hit 3 Rangers on purpose. Including Garcia with the bases juiced. While playing for the Rays.
I’m not advocating throwing at him; that’s chickenshit. I’m just saying that if somebody did, the reaction in Dallas would register on seismographs.

DVauthrin:
austro:
Throwing at him now would cause the Metroplex to explode. It would almost be worth it.
No, it wouldn’t. The Astros need to worry about getting their collective shit together.
Besides, they tried that once before and he turned around and beat the ever loving shit out of them.
That, too. He’s not a bear I’m particularly interested in poking. Say what you want about his antics, but Garcia is a good player.

I’m not advocating throwing at him; that’s chickenshit. I’m just saying that if somebody did, the reaction in Dallas would register on seismographs.
And I’m saying last time they did it resulted in a World Series victory parade in Dallas. I don’t recommend trying it again.
Middle of six…7-0 Rangers
Tucker is getting a workout chasing down balls in the RF corner.
Jake has had a nice game in CF
10-0
How I loathe the transplanted Washington Senators/south oklahoma mouth-breathers.
End of six…10-0 Rangers
The wine is pretty good tonight.