Iassogna might as well walk over to the dugout and say the Yankees will win
Dusty gonna Dusty.
Altuve! Suck on that, John Sterling, you senile old twat!
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
Happy Birthday, Jose!
Slurp shit, Evil Empire and your classless gaggle of fans.
Way to go, Jose!!
That’s how you shut those dumbasses at Yankee Stadium up, Jose!
Jose says FUCK YOU IASSOGNA, I DO IT MYSELF!
Woohoo! Fuck the Yankees! Go Jose! Jose, Jose, Jose, Jose
That ball was wayyy up too. Glad he put it wayyy out! That had to feel good.
Or to reappropriate the chant:
Fuck, Altuve!
Altuve!!!
That was the time to take your shirt off circling the bases and display some Danny Trejo type ink! Bonus points if Fuck You and Yankees are part of the art.
Punctuation is everything…
Hey! Wondering why the video of Altuve’s HR is so slow in being posted on Game Day…
PS: Now it’s up. Luv it! Love seeing the fans stand up to catch it as the outfielder drifts back looking up…
Someone please photoshop this into the Lionel Hutz scene.
Shoulder high, 96 mph.
Now just win, baby
What the literal fuck was that?
Torres scores from 1B on an infield single as the Astros just stand around and watch him circle the bases.