Astros @ Mariners, September 27, 2023

I use it in my Charro beans. The butcher’s cut shoulder bacon.

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Ok, need three more outs.

Brantley’s presence alone must constitute an improved hitting example for the rest of the lineup. They’re playing under control tonight at least

Yep. Just stick Uncle Mike at DH and forget about making him throw with his surgically repaired shoulder. As long as he can be available at least two out of every three games and bring his sweet swing, that’s what matters.

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Pressly can do it if he doesn’t fuck around.

Just landed after not one but TWO go-arounds. After the initial relief at swing the score, my next thought is I’d like to see Brantley back next year to be the DH.

Edited to add: pinch poke you owe me a coke, @DVauthrin

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3-4-5 due up for the Mariners

The Astros would need an insurance policy to protect against Brantley missing time, and Brantley would have to be open to an incentive-laden type contract, but if only hitting will not cause pain in his shoulder, I’d be fine with it.

And a leadoff walk. That’s 9 in 8+ innings.

Why/How do you walk Suarez?!?!?

Dusty better have someone up

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Twice

Fuck yeah, Miller!

Got a break.

One down

Jesus fucking Christ Pressly, stop fucking around.

That’s what Miller told him.

Single

Oh look, ump missed another strike.

Two on, one out for France…