Astros @ Mariners, September 27, 2023

Bregman gonna Bregman

At least a productive out, Bregman. Please.

Joseā€™s baserunning gremlins nearly got loose.

The brink of fucking what exactly?

He just absolutely melted the fuck down against the shitty, shitty bottom of the Mariners order to let their big bats drive in 2 runs one whole inning after his offense got him the lead.

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Whoa! 7 hits, 4 runs b/f the end of the 5th.

Bregman takes a fucking meatballā€¦then flies out. At least it moved Altuve.

Productive out!

He walked his own ass out to the end of the plank. I donā€™t think heā€™s due a lot of credit for turning around.

IBB to Yordan

On the corners for Tuckerā€¦

OK, come on Tucker, Dubon got a 3 run tater, can you?

Have to score Altuve, bare minimum.

Tucker pops up,the first pitch

Jesus Fucking Christ Tucker.

Well, weā€™ll need a hit from Abreu to do it

So pathetic.

Fastball right middle inner third. What the fuck are you looking for swinging first pitch?!

Every fucking time

What the fresh hell, Tucker?

That was fucking brutal, Tuck

That was fucking dogshit. Jesus, Tucker.