Yordan with a 3-run dinger. Astros lead 3-0, middle of the first
McCullers immediately gives two back on a lead off double and home run to Seager
Fuck, Lance. You do not like a lead?
First inning trouble for Lance. This is his theme for 2021.
That should be in the HOF as the pinnacle of “hanging slider”
Seager is hitting .220 and he’s killing us.
Well, Lance is an accomplice.
McCullers is a mess, but manages to get out of the first inning.
Man, he is hard to watch.
He throws a breaking pitch on 3-1 to the 9 hole hitter. It was a strike, but why???
Well, how about that.
He’s been watching too much gymnastics and thinks he benefits from a higher degree of difficulty?
The next mouth breather I see criticizing Simone Biles is going to get double pike laid out, with a twist.
I’m sure we’re going to be treated to all sorts of psychoanalysis from people who have absolutely no idea what they’re talking about. Sprinkled with some casual racism and misogyny.
Welcome back Diaz!
Don’t come to my house then.
Ok, we’ve got seven runs, surely I can go to bed.
What are the odds…
Poor her. Pressure in the Olympics. Who knew? I hope she comes back strong for the All Around. She deserves gold.
I’d send her ass home
So, basically, just a regular day on the internet