Astros @ Mariners, Cinco de Mayo, 2023

Scott Servais is an asshat.

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This is one of the few games where I feel like the Astros have come out ahead on ball strike calls. It didn’t help, but hpu called any number of high strikes for Abreu.

Servais sullies the name of asshats

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T9:

Saucedo in for the Mariners

Maldonado…full count…strikes out swinging

But the Astros retake the lead 6-4

Maldy swings at a ball eight inches off the plate.

Tucker didn’t even really appear to barrel that ball up too well but still got it out to center field. I wonder how he’s going to do as a Yankee.

He’s very, very out

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Thats a break. Such a dumb base running mistake

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DO NOT TEST THE ARM OF JAKE MEYERS

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Ok Pressly, nail this down!

Woohoo!

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Suck it, Seattle

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Astros secure the W before United figures out how they deleted my flight home.

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B9:

Pressly in to try to nail it down

Hernandez doubles on a ground ball up the middle…Astros challenging tag at 2B and he’s clearly out…yep, overturned…score it a single and 8-4 on the put out
Crawford singles to CF
Trammell grounds into the old 3U-6-3-5 double play

Astros win!

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The Astros keep scoring six runs per game and you don’t get to go home, buster.

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You may want to stay, it’s HOT here.

So is it an absolute requirement that the Astros play half their games at home?

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Just the way you drew it up

Two words: Greyhound.

I’m just amazed that a game in Seattle finished on the same day it started.

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One of my lawyers in Panama is a huge Mariners fan. His (very, very prominent) family for some reason chose Seattle for relocation when they knew they needed to leave during the Noriega years. I send him a photo of Yordan smiling harmlessly every time he beats their ass, and happily I didn’t have to scroll too far up to find the last one I’d sent to copy for just now.

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