Let’s hope MM and Son can inspire a little offense tonight.
Good grief! Did the Mariners get dressed in the dark?
Dubon grounds out
Bregman takes strike one right down the middle, takes strike two down the middle, hacks at a pitch headed for ear hole and rolls out softly to 1B
Yordan flies out F8 on the first pitch
Astros down in seven pitches
Rodriguez drives one deep to RCF, Meyers leaps and grabs it at the top of the wall
France walks on four pitches
Kelenic strikes out looking
Suarez strikes out swinging
What the actual fuck?
Astros promptly get jobbed on a fucking idiotic call.
Abreu hacking…strikes out swinging at ball six
Tucker…wearing batting gloves…singles to RF
Peña…hits the catchers glove on a swing, but it’s called a foul ball anyway…WTF?…grounds out 6-3 as Tucker goes to 2B
Julks bounces out 4-3
Admittedly, I am not a rules expert but how the fuck is a catcher basically hitting the bat with the glove not catchers interference?
Peña nearly took the catcher’s mitt off, but it’s not reviewable. Holy hell that was awful.
Not there until tomorrow night
Shit like that should be a fireable offense for an umpire, it’s right the fuck in front of you dipshit
Dammit, I need runs tonight!
Raleigh strikes out swnging
Hernandez pops out F3
Crawford strikes out looking
OK wait I don’t understand what just happened.
Good sac bunt Maldy.
Good lord Mauricio
Holy fuck, Dubon. You don’t have to swing at shit 6 feet off the plate
“Bregman’s not going to get much to hit until Altuve’s back”
Harold Reynolds, apparently unaware of who hits behind Bregman