Astros @ Mariners, Cinco de Mayo, 2023

Yordan!!! Shitmofukin yeah!

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I shouted BOOM before he even swung the bat.

My powers extend from the hotel down the street

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That is a bad mother fucker

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T3:

Meyers doubles down the 3B line
Maldonado sacrifice bunt, 3U, Meyers to 3B…good productive at bat
Dubon…0-2…1-2…strikes out swinging at a pitch 4-ft off the plate…couldn’t have reached it with a long handled shovel
Bregman continues his hacking…works the count full…finally walks
Alvarez crushes a home run to CF!…Meyers scores, Bregman scores! Hanging change up right down the pipe
Abreu grounds out 5-3

3-0 Astros

Yordan hit that damn near straight up, and it still went over 400’

It all worked out for now, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen Altuve swing at a ball as far outside as Dubon’s. That ball would have gone behind a left handed batter.

B3:

Trammell strikes out swinging
Wong grounds out 6-3
Rodriguez grounds out 4-3

3-0 Astros

That’s one way to get the run home

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Jake, you just earned some serious shit from that ump

T4:

Tucker…full up…doubles to RF
Peña grounds up the middle, knocked down, but no play…infield single as Tucker to 3B. Saved a run for now
Julks lines out to 3B…scorched, but right at em
Peña caught stealing 2-4, as Tucker steals home
Meyers…full count…strikes out swinging

4-0 Astros

I’m shocked he didn’t get a pitch clock violation. It was way more that 7 seconds for him to get back in the box.

B4:

France pops out F3 in foul territory
Kelenic grounds out 3U on the first pitch
Suarez strikes out looking

4-0 Astros

T5:

Maldonado strikes out swinging
Dubon continues to hack…bounces out 4-3 on ball seven. Brutal night
Bregman grounds out 6-3 softly on the first pitch, a fat one right down the center square

Halfway…4-0 Astros

I’ll say this, at least Bregman figured out that the first pitch he sees is likely to be the best pitch to hit.

I had other plans for this half inning.

B5:

Raleigh sneaks one past a diving Dubon into RF, Mariners first hit
Hernandez…0-2…one handed swing at a slider three feet off the plate, and it bloops into RF for a single. Raleigh to 2B
Crawford strikes out swinging
Trammell…wild pitch…Raleigh to 3B, but Hernandez stays at 1B…now a pitch timer violation…ball four to load the bases
Wong…0-2…1-2…foul…doubles to RCF to clear the bases
Rodriguez grounds out 6-3
France flies out F9

4-3 Astros

That inning sucked.

These balls and strikes called on time violations are a total perversion.

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T6:

Alvarez pops out F6
Abreu grounds out 5-3
Tucker flies out F9

4-3 Astros