Astros @ Guardians, 6/09/2023

Extra innings have been a defensive shit show.

I’m glad I didn’t put off going for a run until the game ended.

HPU just wants to go to dinner.

Drive a ball to the outfield, Tuck.

Tucker again!

3 Likes

That’ll work, too.

Think right field, Chas.

Yikes, that has to be one of the worst/scariest scenarios in baseball.

This ump has missed some calls

Ok, let’s try this again. Again.

And Chas is 0-6.

I had much higher hopes for that at bat.

Le sigh.

At least we left him in for defense and pulled Dubón.

Five blown leads

Dig deep, Seth.

And finally we’re out of our misery.

9 runs on 15 hits, five blown saves. Just aces.

This is squarely on the pitching now, with an assist from Pena’s defense.

Well, fuck. Haven’t caught up to HH but he’s called it.

Poop on this game

Little did Seth Martinez know he would be transported back to a 19th-century, yours-to-lose outing.