Astros @ Fucksticks, April 6, 2024

Oh for fucks’ sake, this team is horrible.

Typical.
Astros, eat our dust!!

Just fucking depressing

Double makes it 5-2

Still waiting for the double play pitch.

Those hanging sliders ain’t it.

That’s in the top of the ninth

Wild pitch makes it 6-2

The burgers I cooked were excellent and this UConn v Bama game is fun, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

Fifth straight hit makes it 7-2

And Pressly is done. He did record one out.

This team is made of quit so far this year.

I would leave his ass out there and make him eat it.

To be fair, it doesn’t matter if it was 3-2 or 30-2, this game was over.

Scott in

Unless the pitcher is having a particularly shitty night, that’s not easy to do.

Sixth straight hit

Oh I didn’t say it started this inning

Scott ends the inning, but Pressly shits himself again, giving up four runs in his 0.1 inning of work

To the 9th…7-2 Rangers.

Altuve with a 2-out double