Hey Siri!
1-0 Astros
This Siri guy!
Where the fuck?
456 feet?
Anything flies that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it.
Halfway, and well past my bedtime…1-0 Astros
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Holy shit, Abreu.
Whoa! 101?
If a Houston pitcher keeps touching 101, we have to call him KLOL.
Strom fucked up his visit.
Maybe cut it out with the bunting stuff.
Well, that was anticlimactic.
The smallest of small ball
Doesn’t really matter how hard you throw if you’re gonna throw it right down the middle
One run this far against these slapdicks is pretty craperrific.
Taylor has no idea where it’s going
And Castro is struggling with with it more than my liver would be if I didn’t forget to get drinks at the store yesterday
Not razor sharp.
Hey siri how does one of the fastest guys in baseball get thrown out by 15 feet on a steal?
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By doing everything wrong and the catcher doing everything right
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Sure if by everything wrong you mean, short lead, bad jump, not actually running all out, watching the pitch instead of running hard, and not shutting it down after the bad jump, you’re right
Oh I was being quite literal.