Astros @ Bronx Bastards, May 7, 2024

Need to go to a 6-man rotation, because they’re just plum silly with starting pitching.

Way to make em work.

That half inning took as long as it took me to pee.

Another day, another fucking pathetic showing for the Astros

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7-1. The most runs JV has ever given up as an Astro.

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Just wait.

I wonder if the Mets want him back.

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Travelling Horseshit Show.

The 2000 team was shockingly bad after three straight division titles, but this team is even worse. After six consecutive LCS appearances, this.

FIFY

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The entire team should be embarrassed by their play. Espada may not make it to the All Star Break if things don’t turn around soon.

They were also ravaged by injuries.

We have about half a dozen healthy mid-career All-Star caliber players who are now, at least for the moment, some of the worst players on the team, if not the entire league.

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The Astros are 1-10 in one run games this year. That says a lot.

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Mr Judge will let you know when it’s a strike.

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8-1

Tayler (sic) Scott has pitched four outs and has given up a run and still has a man on base.

A lot about the bullpen with more fire starters than Stephen King.

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Absolutely. The back-end of the Astros’ bullpen, which was expected to be a strength, has been awful this season.

Singleton with a leadoff walk

Caratini grounds into 3-6 double play as Singleton slides three ft short of 2B

At the Stretch…Astros have one hit

Stanton: “Just a tough night for Justin. You don’t really expect it.”

But is that really true?