Well, he didn’t pop up.
Somebody get a live chicken.
Welcome to the Mendoza Line, Alex.
I hate him so much but Soto is the best hitter in the league.
Well, after Ohtani.
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Single walk…two on, nobody out for Verdugo…
I’ve seen this movie before, I don’t like it.
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Single and lob throw by Meyers makes it 4-1
Oh FFS. Anything to Jake is an extra base.
“If Jake hits Altuve on the fly…”
Do you know how fucking damning it is for a CF to not hit the cutoff man on the fly?!?!
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He was 69 ft away and bounced it to the first cutoff man.
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End of three 4-1. JV would still be 3-1 if Meyers could throw a ball more than 40 ft on the fly.
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Do we know anymore about the CF position than we did a year ago?
Pena gave up on that kind of quickly
Kalas is bragging about the Astros not being on a national broadcast for a month. His eternal optimism can be sickening at times.
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6-1
This is a shit team, and commentators should be willing to say it’s a shit team.
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Who’d have thought Brandon Bielak would be the second best pitcher on this team.
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You’re forgetting Seth Martinez.
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Anyone want to bet Verlander does or doesn’t make it to 280 wins for his career? I’m taking the under.