Astros at Red Sox, Aug. 29, 2023

I had nothing to do with that.

Duvall with a one out single through the left side.

Duvall now 11 for 21 against us this year.

No idea if it exists or not, but there should be a gin cocktail called the London Fog

Casas bloops a single in front of Dubon.

First and second, one out

Gin over cubes of high-sulpher coal

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Story flies to CF on 3-0, runners hold. God bless Story for swinging at that.

Wong swings through an 0-2, France pumps his fist coming off the mound.

End 2, 2-0 Astros.

Good collection of curves got that last guy.

There is. Gin and absinthe.

Top 3:

Pena sawed off to 3b
Altuve off the fists, pops to SS
Bregman lines right at 2b

Mid 3, 2-0 Astros

Astros down on 6 pitches

Why not just smoke opium?

Holy shit that guy is fast.

It was a favorite of actor Burgess Meredith. It’s said to cure a hangover.

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Also, I thought it was Wesson oil.

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Depends on which of the ladies is in charge

Oh, good, more unearned runs.

Bot 3:

UT product David Hamilton nearly beats out a slow bouncer to SS
Verdugo singles over Altuve, nearly stumbles around 1b. This guy makes Hunter Pence look graceful.
Devers chops one off the plate that bounces over Abreu, Verdugo to third.
Turner grounds to third, slick pickup by Bregman but then throws it into RF. Verdugo scores, Devers to third, Turner to first. 2-1 Astros
Yoshida grounds to Bregman, backhand to Pena, on to Abreu for the DP.

End 3, 2-1 Astros.

Actually, that one may still be earned.

Hell of a job to get out of a shitshow that was none of France’s making.

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