Castro bobbles, Julks reaches. Tucker to 3rd
Man, this HPU is fucking awful. No clue where the bottom of the zone is.
Or the top. Chad and Abreu both victims
I have Saint Louis in June, San Francisco in August and somewhere else some time inbetween but we haven’t decided which one.
Dubon makes a bid, but McCutcheon runs it down. 7-1 Astros.
Hey Siri, why do the Pirates still suck?
Yes, but… I am watching the Astros play a solid game, minus a couple of key contributors, drinking a beer and wading through the GZ. Life is good.
Careful, brosephus.
I am on the grill with one frozen Jack and Coke in, like is good.
Yeah, it ain’t exactly New York or San Francisco, but they hit a home run with that ballpark. Too bad it’s wasted on the Pirates.
7-2 Astros on a single to right and an offline throw by Tucker, Santana (doubled to lead off the 4th) scores
St Louis gets hot like few places get hot in the summer. You’ll wish it was January. San Francisco gets cold like few places get cold in the summer. You’ll wish it was January.
“Josh Miller was no help”. Ha.
Holy fuck…that pitch split the other batter’s box
Jesus Fucking Christ, man.
This guy is AWFUL.
Every pitch to Alvarez was closer than that “strike” three to Bregman.
Is Abreau’s back pocket hanging out?
Good time for Abreu to keep his hitting streak alive

Is Abreau’s back pocket hanging out?
It’s a Houston first baseman thing.
It’s really too bad that there’s no mechanism to force the sale of teams whose owner has no interest in competing. Not only is Nutting a total cocksucker, he’s terrible for baseball.