Astros at Marlins, 8/15/2023

Yeah, I’ve got one in a box somewhere. I like doing it on the stove, my only mistake was experimentation.

4-2 now. Infuriating

End of four…4-2 Marlins

My junior-high self wants to call him Jizz Jism but I’m not gonna.

Jasrado Hermis Arrington Chisholm, Jr. The 9th Bahamian player in MLB history.

Meyers with a 1-out single, Dubon follows and moves to 2B on the throw.

That’s good baserunning by Dubon.

Two in scoring position, one out for Bregman…

Come on, Alex.

Bregman’s last home run was July 29th. Just saying.

runs

Bregman hits a dribbler to 3B, but Peña scores.

Yes, I’ve got them.

Run scoring dribblers still count!

Luv it

See, that’s what I’m talking about with Bregman. Hey that’s an RBI, right? He’s getting the job done

Holy crap, I hope they’re okay.

Tucker hits one in the air to LCF, De La Cruz is camped for it and Jizz runs him over. 3-base error and we’re tied

So they walk Yordan, to get to the guy who homered last time up.

Hope Yainer makes them pay

<insert Montel Jordan’s This is how we do it .mp3 here>